Room 101 Speech

Dont Get Me Started On Adverts. There like marmite, you either love them or hatred them and I personally hate them. Whether its adverts on the television or in a magazine, they are all irritating and pointless. Its TV adverts that are the worst though. Youre sitting at home reflection Titanic on ITV, when Kate Winslet whispers her lasts words to Leonardo- I will never let go, and releases him into the depths of the Atlantic. Youre sniveling becomes sobbing, the tears begin to flow and wherefore Stacey Solomons voice ruins the atmosphere, advertising the latest frozen mini cheesecakes on the infamous Iceland advert.Your grief soon turns to anger and you think it cant fuck off any worse, until your hear the na pulmonary tuberculosisating line thats why mums go to Iceland The emotional moment has gone and you have to sit through with(predicate) two to three minutes of boring adverts. There are hundreds of these irritating adverts. From the go compare advert to the auto glass- th e list goes on Its not just the emotional or romantic atmosphere they ruin either, its the suspense, drama or great sporting moment that you miss. Like when youre ingesting a great episode of Midsummer Murders and you just are about to find out who murdered the teacher and the adverts appear.They are beyond annoying. More than anything, its the catch phrases and little jingles that are most annoying. I tire outt know how many days Go compare has been ringing in my ears for afterwards just the first word of the famous advert. A lot of the adverts are advertising pointless things that large number see so many times that they dont care for the latest insurance comparison website and when it comes to it a lot of people just to Google for help. We all rush out, purses and wallets in hand handing over senseless amounts of cash for something we dont even need and doesnt work but that the advert makes look easy.How much does it produce about the products that they have to use sneaky methods to sell them? Its quite sickening when you see adverts that are aimed at peoples fears and worries. The Pensions and Life Insurance that wont actually hold you out any more silver than youve paid in and that you took out because of the tear-jerking advert full of puppies and sickly sweet children. They seem to guilt trip you into fine-looking over money and its not that I dont feel sorry for them, its just in the middle of a programmes isnt the right time.To stand out from the rest, companies enlist famous people to appear in their adverts or do voice overs. But these celebrities already earn thousands of pounds and, for example, Gary Lineker on the Walkers adverts is an ex footballer who probably wasnt even allowed to eat the crisps when he was working is advertising a fatty food that is already famous and the money only goes to contributing towards his next sports car, surely the ridiculous amount of money spent on these adverts could go to better causes, after all its probably my money that pays for it and I dont even watch itIm not the only one that hates adverts also, research shows that a massive 91% of people agree with us, saying adverts ruin television programmes and a huge 79% of people asked said they wished advertisements were banned Some people find adverts useful and say it gives them time to go to the toilet or make a cup of tea, but in an hour long programme there are cardinal breaks. Surely people dont need to get up four times, (every 15 minutes) to do these useful things. Furthermore, adverts are simply to advertise dissimilar products or services.But who actually watches them? Not me, and Im not the only one. 94% of people dont pay any attention to the adverts, and 86% of these people change the channel over whilst these adverts are on. So, adverts, they do nothing but annoy people, they ruin programmes and people dont even watch them. Therefore they arent even fulfilling the purpose of them nor are the putting money to good us e and they are socially irresponsible. All of this together means elbow room 101 is the only place for them, clearly.